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Some Intelligent Humorous Quotes about Computer/Science

Here is some my favorite quotes that i collected from different pages

  • "In order to understand recursion, one must first understand recursion."
  • Any fool can write code that a computer can understand. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.-Martin Fowler
  • Theory is when one knows everything, but nothing works. Practice is when everything works, but nobody knows why.
  • Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work. Practice is when something works, but you don't know why. Programmers combine theory and practice: Nothing works and they don't know why.
  • If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution.
  • Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it. Donald Knuth
  • "There are 10 types of people in the world, those who can read binary, and those who can't."
  • We better hurry up and start coding, there are going to be a lot of bugs to fix.
  • UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity- Dennis Ritchie
  • If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter-Cicero
  • "When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail." 

Some Popular, Interesting, Impressing, Funny...... Quotes

  • Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" ... until you can find a rock. 
  • It's not a bug, it's a feature. >> Support 
  • As far as I can tell, calling something philosophical is like greasing a pig to make it hard to catch. 
  • It’s always known that one horse can run faster than another. But which one? 
  • Some people will believe anything if you whisper it to them. 
  • If you want to make peace, you don’t talk to your friends. You talk to your enemies. 
  • We could never learn to be brave and patient If there were only joy in the world. 
  • War does not determine who is right - only who is left. 
  • Gratitude is expensive. Revenge is profitable. 
  • A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of. 
  • The greatest weariness comes from work not done. 
  • It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 
  • Anything is possible, but only a few things actually happen. 
  • No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it. 
  • I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. 
  • We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. 
  • I slept, and dreamed that life was beauty;I woke, and found that life was duty. 
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